“Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.” 

Mordecai Siegal (b. 1934)

“If you rest, you rust.” 

Helen Hayes (1900-1993)

“Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?” 

A.A Milne (1882-1956)

“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” Gilda Radner (1946-1989)

My thoughts exactly.