“Are we there, yet?  … Are we there, yet?”

Classic lines from a preschooler.  Everyone has heard them.  Everyone has said them.

Growing up, the family joke phrase was… “Is this the city or the country?”  My little sister would constantly query from the back seat, eyes straining to determine if the street vendors and tall buildings lining the boulevard, and the bright lines standing guard at intersections were actually spruce trees and rugged mountains [...]